History Repeats Itself

Today, the parlement of Arrakis held a crisis vote as the rapid expansion of Paul Atreides threatened Arrakis’ security. Divided into two major blocks, the Resistance tried to convey their idea to resist the expansionist ideas of Paul Atreides and the Collaborators attempted to collaborate with Paul to find a peace agreement. After intense debate from both sides about which tie colour will best fit Paul as a peace gift, two different plans were proposed, one to resist and fight arguing that Paul is a power hungry Emperor trying to invade Arrakis while the second one argues that having a dinner at the Keg with Paul is the best option to achieve peace. Without any suspense the dinner party was the chosen option due to the overwhelming majority of members hungry and desperately wanting to eat a tasty poutine with extra gravy. This historic decision is a classic example of the politicians skipping history class as they preferred appeasement a failed strategy attempted by the Allies years prior this event