Bird Deported After Illegally Entering the IPC Committee Room

At around 2:25pm today, delegates of the IPC committee entered their room to find a bird sitting on a chair. This would have been very problematic for every single committee in the UN, as IPC would have been distracted figuring out how the bird got in. No article would have come out if this problem lasted any longer. Thankfully, after a bit of asking around, Euronews and the IPC committee found the news agency responsible for this, NHK World Japan; they claimed full responsibility for bringing in this bird. NHK World were then interviewed by multiple news outlets including Euronews. When NHK world was asked “The bird rights group is very upset with this decision do you have anything to say to them?” they responded with “No, no, no I was just here”. They said this in response to the previous allegations of them kidnapping the bird and were denying that they had indeed kidnapped the bird. When Euronews asked other delegates if they had previously admitted to kidnapping the bird all other delegates in the room agreed that they had. Then, IPC Committee Director Rahul Yates heroically entered the room to deport the bird for its own safety and the committees. With no regard for his own safety he carefully extracted the bird and brought it outside. After the bird was heroically removed from the conference by Rahul, delegates calmed down and went back to writing articles. There is no doubt that without the heroic actions of Rahul. All journalism for the conference would have completely stopped and the UN would have came to an absolute halt.